Jesse's Sweet Dreams is an impressive piece, right out of the tranlucent pink package. With a hefty, thick jelly 5 1/2" shaft, and a unique low-profile controller disc, it's the kind of toy that could hurt someone if you hit them with it, especially since the vibration motor sits up front in the head.

There's a couple of different speeds available by spinning the control disc, which lays flat against the shaft toward the end of the vibe. There no click to signify the different speeds, so it's kind of a crap shoot as to what rate you're riding at. In field tests, the control was somewhat hard to work with, unless the lady's arms are relatively long, and without the click, you could go from zero to numb in no time.

The thickness requires a bit of experience to accomodate, and the material requires some lubrication, but the ribbed design and faux head provide a good deal of textile enjoyment. The lower speeds are recommended, at least to start, as the two AA bateries provide a decent punch. A possible 45-degree bend in the jelly shaft allows for some flexibility, and a waterproof design gives you more places to play.

If you're an experienced vibe wielder, this is a good choice, if only for the variety in design. That you can go just about anywhere with it doesn't hurt either.