CRACKING THE BOTTLE

When I first received the bottle of Essential's Body Massage Oil, I was given rules. Terra had to use the oil on her hand first. She had to smell it and she had to dab herself down there. We've had too many fuck-ups from inferior oils and lotions in the past. A chick with a burned cooch stays angry for a lifetime, boys. Give her time to open up.

After Terra was cool with the oil, we started to get ready to play. For some reason, Essential has found the right amount of Oil needed to massage the pussy juice out of a chick. I've never seen Terra get as wet as quickly as she did when I started the rub down. Maybe, it was because I took my time to do some foreplay. I don't know.

THAT SMELL

I'm weird when it comes to smells. While I can't say that I loved this massage oil's smell, it worked for me. Terra loved the smell, as it had that fruity aroma that drives chicks wild at the Bed, Bath and Beyond. It's a berry brush mix of smells that don't really stick to your hands. Which is good. We bought this shit about a month ago. My hands smelt like Vanilla Bean Cock for days.

How do you explain that shit to your friends and neighbors? It's the stinkpalm of Adult Toy death. Thankfully, Essentail has seen fit to eliminate this problem. I suspect that their executives or whatever the fuck you have at a Porn Toy company has had trouble with this. Adult fun shouldn't make you stink. That's just all sorts of wrong.

THEORY INTO PRACTICE

Massaging your lady can get pretty boring. But, the pussy stimulant of this massage oil works wonders. It gets the ladies flowing and groaning quickly. By quickly, I'm talking about the twenty minutes or so route. This shit isn't Spanish Fly, so don't treat it as such.

Terra opened up quickly after an awkward five mintues of spreading this Oil all over her body. She was a little hestitant to put some on the toy or get it near her vagina. After some talking, she was ok and willing to experiment with it. The oil is non-toxic and helps to stimulate even the downtown lady parts. So, there's that for you.

THE RESULTS

I would recommend the Oil to my friends. It works well as a foreplay stimulant and it will help ladies get their guys into the pre-game warmup. That warmup is very important and it needs to be taken into consideration. I would like to see more toys like this, as it helps men and women to connect before the fuckery begins. Good stuff all around.