Farm Fresh

Old McFuckTard had a farm… E-I-E-I-O…
And on that farm he had some twinks… E-I-E-I-O…
With a 'Fuck yeah!' here and a 'Fuck Me!' there…
Here a slap, there a moan, everywhere a groan, groan…
Y-M-A-C filmed this farm, so E-I-E-I-Oh yeah!

Sometimes you just wanna get back to nature, back to the land, and back to basics. The small farm life is a rough scrabble existence where your whole world is defined by necessity. Because the pigs need their slop, the chickens need their feed, the cows need their water — and the twinks need to loose their fretful loads.

YMAC is famous for bringing us controversial films starring baby-faced twinks who almost look too young to be legal. In Farm Fresh, they don't stray from this formula. Get ready for a peek into the pervy lives of those horny farm boys who don't think twice about getting naked for an impromptu circle jerk — or simply dropping their pants, bending over the side of a truck, and humping doggie style in order to satisfy their maddening adolescent urges.

Without the distractions of city life, these farm boys have learned to fill their days with all sorts of shameless sex games. And furthermore, hard work and good clean air have blessed them all with naturally lean young bodies — while puberty has simultaneously cursed them with seemingly permanent erections.

If you're a fan of rimming and facial cum shots — and you fantasize about the weird things that horny 16-year-olds will do to get off — then Farm Fresh may end up becoming your favorite new wank material whenever you're woken up by a crowing (or growing) cock.

Sometimes porn is really unbelievable, but not so with Farm Fresh. If you've ever lived on a small farm, then you know how it is. When there are only a handful of people for miles around and huge expanses of planted fields are your backyard, you turn to your best buddies for relief — buddies who you can trust to keep a secret. Everybody cums and no one ever tells — those are the rules.