Date of Production:

June 2006

Cast:

Geoff Gillooly, Benji Hansen, Stuart English, Chet Wall, Dickie Martin.

The Movie:

"All that bends well, ends well." "Ass cramming action!" "Nasty, young (all age 18+), & Hot!", "Messy Boys finish first!"

The Dudes:

These cute dudes look to be in their early twenties with nice slender/toned bodies (except for Geoff who has a nice husky build) and a mix of short dark and shaggy blond hair, smooth and hairy chests, trimmed and shaved pubes, and uncut cocks.

Scene One:

Geoff (husky duded with short dark brown hair, feminine plucked yebrows, pierced nose, lip, nipples, navel) and Benji (cute dude with short spiked hair, slender/toned body, and pierced lip) are making out on a mod light green sofa. The dudes get into some heavy tongue kissing and body rubbing. Geoff takes Benji's hard uncut cock into his mouth jacking that shaft, slobbering up and down, and sucking the knob. Geoff is obviously hungry for hard man beef. Benji guides Geoff's head with his hands as he fucks his mouth with quick piston like jabs. Benji fucks Geoff from behind (with condom) with fast 'n hard strokes pounding his tight shaved hole. The dudes get into sort of a side/missionary position and Benji continues to plug his pal's asshole. Benji jacks off and shoots a thick load on Geoff's face. Geoff licks that big purple knob and tastes Benji's love juice. Geoff does not cum.

Scene Two:

Geoff from Scene One is back this time paired up with Stuart (very cute dude with short dark brown hair, sideburns, slender/tight body). The dudes are on that same mod green sofa and waste no time sucking each other's tongues while making out and feeling those bodies. Geoff is wearing some type of unfortunate black see-through shirt that looks like odd on his husky frame. Geoff chows down on Stuart's stiff unclipped prick grasping the shaft with his fist, stroking up and down, and working that knob. Geoff is still obviously insatiable in his hunger for uncut cock as he takes that fucker down his throat. Stuart rubs Geoff's hair and uses his hands to guide his mouth as he fucks Geoff's face. Stuart drills Geoff's asshole from behind (with condom) quickly sliding his hard tool in and out of that snug chute. Geoff is wearing a black leather thong with no ass and zipper on cock pouch. Stuart switches the action up and screws Geoff in the missionary position using the same fast 'n hard techniques. After a bit of missionary position fucking, Stuart pulls his pud and shoots a load on Geoff's chest. Again, Geoff does not cum.

Scene Three:

Chet (a cool looking dude with tall/slender/toned body and military buzz cut) and Dickie (cute dude with short brown hair) are making out full force with plenty of wet tongue sucking as their busy hands explore those bulging crotches. The dudes undress revealing Chet's hot tight chest with just a little hair and Dickie's smooth 'n toned body. Dickie licks and jacks Chet's long 'n stiff cut bone working the pink knob and sliding his hot wet mouth up and down the stalk. Dickie gives some descent head as Chet moans in approval thrusting his hips to fuck his pal's mouth. The dudes engage in some of the ol' sink/bounce with Dickie riding Chet's hard condom-covered dick bouncing up and down and really giving his tight hole a workout. Chet thrusts his cock upward and into his friend's warm love tunnel. Dickie's uncut cock flops around as he rides Chet. Chet's sexy hairy balls and butt crack are on display as he fucks his buddy. He switches things up a bit and fucks Dickie from behind with quick strokes filling that hole to the max. Chet beats his meat and cuts loose with a thick load on Dickie's chest and stomach. Dickie does not climax.

Scene Four:

Van (cute surfer looking dude with shaggy blonde hair and tanned 'n toned body) and Peter (husky dude with military buzz) are getting to know each other with some heavy kissing with tongue while their hands explore those hard crotch bulges. The dudes strip down revealing Van's tanned hairy chest, trimmed brown pubes, and uncut cock. Peter hogs Van's hard cock cramming it into his gob and fisting the hard shaft up and down. Peter works Van's purple knob making loud popping noises while he sucks the tasty uncut mushroom. Van digs the action and starts to fuck Peter's mouth sliding quickly in and out of that moist entry. Peter lowers his tight asshole down on Van's hard condom-clad prick and goes for a ride. Van fills his friend's bum with hard meat thrusting his hips upward and filling that tight hole. Van switches to the side/missionary position continuing to fill his pal's needs. After porking Peter from behind, Van shoots a thick load of jizz out of his big purple knob onto Peter's chest. Peter does not shoot a load.

Scene Five:

Beach dude Van is back making out with cute Dickie (from Scene Three). The dudes are kissing each other with wet tongues and rubbing each other's chests. Van sucks Dickie's hard nipples making him moan and groan. The dudes play with each other's hard uncut cocks with Dickie taking the lead and chomping down on Van's dong. Dickie loves that hard cock sliding it in and out of his mouth, beating the stiff root, and giving it a full oral examination. Van likes the action and begins to fuck Dickie's mouth sliding his hard tool down his pal's throat. The dudes get into some sink/bounce action with Dickie riding that woody with legs spread wide and uncut prong flopping around. Van flips Dickie into the missionary position fucking him hard and fast and driving Dickie to distraction. Van pulls out and beats his meat shooting a small load on Dickie's chest. Dickie does not cum.

The DVD

Video:

"Slopping Endings" is shot directly on high definition video and presented in widescreen. The videography provides the basic porn camera angles covering all the action but lacks any extreme close-ups. The picture quality is excellent affording a sharp and clear image.

Sound:

The Dolby Digital sound is clear but there is really nothing to hear. The dudes do not speak; there's no music, and just a little moaning.

Extras:

The extras include an interactive menu with a trippy little bass-heavy tune, scene selection, chapter stops, choices on each scene to jump to various actions such as "blowjob, doggy, reverse cowboy, missionary, and cumshot." There is a gallery featuring publicity stills of the dudes as well as some action from the movie, a cumshot only selection, website information, and trailers for "Cabana Boys" and "Dorm Boys".

Final Thoughts:

"Sloppy Endings" is kind of a mixed bag. The scenes copy each other with one dude giving the head, getting fucked, and only one shooting a load. Although some of the guys are cute with nice bodies and uncut cocks, they seem to be simply going through the motions. There is no real passion displayed here. The movie lacks extreme close-ups which is one of the most important parts. The camera work is of the typical and very basic porn variety, which would be cool if there were some extreme close-ups. The picture quality is excellent proving a nice sharp image. I recommend a rental for this one since the dudes are cute.