Chad, There’s nothing that ticks me off more than a flake, and lately, I keep getting ghosted on the apps. I get tons of messages when I first log on but by the time I am ready, or the later it gets, the more likely they are to flake on me and then I end up finishing myself and going to sleep. How do I get a hookup to come through? SOS, Night Owl

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by Night Owl
March 19, 2023

Chad,

There’s nothing that ticks me off more than a flake, and lately, I keep getting ghosted on the apps. I get tons of messages when I first log on but by the time I am ready, or the later it gets, the more likely they are to flake on me and then I end up finishing myself and going to sleep. How do I get a hookup to come through?

SOS,

- Night Owl

Girl, you gotta get ‘em while they’re hot! Most guys get on the apps because they’re horny right now and ready to go. Don’t wait to douche and shower, get ready first and then once you click you better be ready to catch a dick. Play the field for the first 15 minutes and get the hottest one you can because the later it gets, the slimmer the choices you’re left with. Also, don’t be one of those endless chatters. If you’re there to get cock, don’t get hung up on the conversation or you could lose the load. Hope this helps!