Sniffies Download 2024 Reveals How Horny We Really Are

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Sniffies Download 2024 Reveals How Horny We Really Are

First, it was Squirt, then it was Grindr, followed by Pornhub, and now it's Sniffies putting our gay hookup data on blast. Now we really know just how horny we all are! LOL. We aren't going to lie, and we aren't being sponsored by them, but Sniffies is really one of our favorites. You can upload totally nude photos as your profile pic, you know exactly how close your hookup is, and you can find what you are looking for in minutes. Also, guys on the app are less prone to long back-and-forth conversations, we are just here to hookup, not have a talk show! Setting up or looking for group action is also extremely easy. It's the fast food of gay sex, and we love it. Here is some of the data the app has gathered from all of us horny gays from the last year.

 

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According to their data, this is the biggest year yet for Sniffies. No doubt the ease in use is making this one of the fastest-growing gay hookup apps around. So, this fun fact may just be false reporting, but Sniffies has reported that the average dick size has increased by 3%. No fault of the app, but we found this year that many of our hookups may have exaggerated their size. Unzip...disappoint. But evolution on the whole is giving us bigger dicks. Let's hope! Also, it's not just at our bars but the straights are invading our apps. There was an increase of 26% of allegedly straight guys joining the app. Straight? What are they looking for, a shopping buddy? We have given oral to more than our fair share of "straight" guys. Sure, bro...sure.

Group sex was on the up and up and one event even claimed 339 attendees. That's a lot of lube and a lot of holes! Where does one hold such a big event? Edging took top place for the second year in a row as the top kink of Sniffies. We don't like to be difficult, but is edging really a kink? Kink, to us, usually means some leather and elbow grease. Us power verses were in the top (ha ha) position, but there was an increase in users who identified as bottoms and sides. Sniffies claims there are still more tops than bottoms, um, where? We have been hard-pressed to find many tops and we're in LA!

If you want to cruise, head out to the top cruisiest cities - Washington D.C., Los Angeles, and Houston. Our Fleshbot Gay HQ is in Los Angeles and yes, we can attest that you can cruise pretty much everywhere. Washington D.C. beat us? Must be all those Republicans tapping their feet in the bathrooms. Internationally, cruising took a huge leap, with a major increase in Calgary, Canada, Madrid, Spain, and Melbourne, Australia. Time to pack your bags! We know things are bigger down under.

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And, usually, we can't get us gay men to shut up but apparently the top message being sent on Sniffies was "Hey." That's it. This is a pet peeve of ours when hooking up. What the hell does "Hey" do? Tell us what you are looking for and how fast you want it. "Hey???" Cool, bro.

What are your top searches on Sniffies?

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