Grindr Fails: Cousins, Spellcheckers, & Straight Guys

Grindr Fails: Cousins, Spellcheckers, & Straight Guys

Guys tend to get a little more aggressive and a bit more crazy on the hookup apps during the winter season. It is cuffing season, meaning the gays are looking for companionship on a different level - you can thank the cozy weather and romantic holiday movies. So when the feels get to be too much on just a hookup app, things can get weird. Grindr is full of messages that just make you roll your eyes and laugh. Welcome to this edition of Grindr Fails!

I guess being a Grindr employee has its perks! Does it come with free premium as well? Not sure this is exactly work approved, but it is crafty!

We love a guy with a big...brain? Yes, intelligence can be a big turn-on, even in hookup culture. We aren't sure this next bottom qualifies for a Mensa award, though it is impressive to have such focus while taking a big D.

Ever have that hot stepbrother, brother-in-law, cor ousin three times removed that you glance at a little too much at during the family holiday get-together? Does it make it more convenient to keep it in the family? Doesn't that make turkey dinner awkward after hooking up on Grindr? Apparently, these gays come from a talented family.

This Grindr convo is also family-related in a way. We do think it is a bit odd, and we aren't sure it is super sexy to be referred to as a gently used item.

It is a bit condescending to be corrected on Grindr. But, he does have a point, I mean getting a PhD in English does come with some basic knowledge, right?

There's gay nerds, and then there's gay nerds. But, to be fair, the sender didn't specify what he wanted to trade. We guess this is a good way to fend off picture collectors!

Whoa, there. No need to be so mean. And this insult coming from someone who doesn't even have a profile pic! Get bent!

Awwww, aren't "straight" guys on Grindr the best? We don't think getting a gay guy pregnant is his biggest concern.