Grey Sweatpant Season Has Begun, Here Are Some Bulges!

September 4, 2024
ALEXANDER

Grey Sweatpants Season Has Begun, Here Are Some Bulges!

Yes, most of guys are in the middle of a heatwave this week BUT it is official, grey sweatpants season has started! According to purchases, Google searches, and social media posts, any talk of the men's fashion item spikes from the beginning of September to the end of December. Since 2015, the hashtag and content regarding men wearing grey sweatpants have gone viral every season. Instagram and TikTok are home to many, uh, bouncing bulges showcasing what we all want to see. The first pair of sweatpants were created by Émile Camuset, the founder of Le Coq Sportif, in the 1920s. They were originally made for athletes to keep warm, but to also stretch and run. Since then, they have become an essential item for lounging around the house or even becoming a fashion statement with a tight-fitting t-shirt, crop top (yes, men are wearing these again), or jacket. The gays have embraced them because they have been known to show off a guy's ass and bulge better than other sweatpants.

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The light grey tone can give us more definition in terms of shadows. We can see exactly what's going on with a guy's dick because the outline is more prominent whereas darker colors just saturate shadows and outlines. God forbid the guy is freeballing, we can tell what religion he is.

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Yes, we get plenty of bouncing eggplant, but grey sweatpants also accentuate the butt!

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For those of us in hotter climates, you can make them into grey shorts. Um, nice VPL!