Grindr Fails: Quickies, Power Bottoms, and Gloryholes!

Grindr Fails:

We swear we are gonna get off the apps and delete Grindr, and then, like magic, we log on again. We love the allure of the blank profiles, the headless torsos, the amazing amount of bottoms and no tops, the guys who are discrete, the ones who can't host...the list goes on and on. Still, we are addicted. LOL. Bring on the men! At least we get some fun Grindr Fails out of it. Enjoy!

Gloryholes can be hot. But an animated gloryhole? Hmmm....not so sure. Angry birds? Angry dicks? What is happening here?

People deal with grief in a different way. But this next Grindr Fail certainly puts the bone in boneyard. A moment of silence, please. LOL!

Ha ha ha! This next gay got clocked! Girl, we all love a pop star diva...but before lunch? Is this a neighbor hookup just waiting to happen?

Ageism is real on Grindr. But 30? Is that that cut-off timeline nowadays? Wait a minute while we get our Botox done. Cue the Jurassic Park theme.

There's escorting and then there's escorting. Actually, this next Grindr Fail could be the start of a gay rom-com. We also think this going rate is pretty affordable!

Who says that romance is dead? The definition of dating certainly has changed. We love how this is a household affair. The more the merrier!

Like, why is networking even a choice on Grindr? This isn't Linked In! LOL...loves it.

Its Grindr, not Pen Pal nation. We can't stand when someone just doesn't get to the point and say what they mean. Is it a power bottom thing? LOL. Let's get to it!

Why do all the gays say verse when we know what they really want? It's like saying you're bisexual when all you want is the D. There should be no bottom shaming, they do all the work!

Unless your pubes are super bushy, this next Grindr Fail is a no from us. A little dab will do you!

Why can't we all just be nice! This gay is trying to be poetic and wow with his rhyming skills. Why the other guy gotta be that way? Gurrrllll!

There's sharing and then there's oversharing. How did we go from a "sup?" to all of this power bottom intel? Only on Grindr!

3o minutes or less! You can either get a pizza or get some dick. Which one is it gonna be? We don't like to be timed.

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