Fashion On the Beach: Thong, Swim Briefs, Or Shorts? (…with Pics!)

July 30, 2024
ALEXANDER

Fashion On the Beach: Thong, Swim Briefs, Or Shorts?

Summer is still in full swing and with record highs being reported around the globe (thank you global warming), more and more of us gays are stripping off at the beach. Much like on Halloween, the season gives us an excuse to dress like sluts and show off our bulges and bods. How little is too little? How much is too much? What is the best fit for your body? In this edition, we will be covering the different types of swimwear that might work for you...with thirst traps. First and foremost, we will not be covering board shorts. Unless you're a straight surfer who only gets blown after six beers, board shorts should be excommunicated from the gay community. If we can't see some thigh, we aren't gonna buy.

Swim Thongs

Let's start with the most risque of the swimwear family. A thong, aka butt floss, leaves little to nothing to the imagination. This little piece of fabric is not appropriate for family-friendly spaces (who wants to be around kids at the pool anyway?), but gives the perfect sexual energy for your gay pool party or gay beach. For those who like to flaunt their stuff and dip their toe in the nudity arena, this is as close as you can be naked legally. This outfit is also great for those that don't like tan lines. Personally, tan lines excite us, but so does seeing a guy's butt cheeks bounce around. Even though you have a string up your ass, this type of swimsuit offers a lot of mobility and only restricts your bouncing bulge. Also, you can pack 100 thongs in a carry-on. Make sure your bush and butt are properly trimmed, and if you aren't packing in front, maybe put in a little crotch cup in the front to fill it out. For those that like public sex, this is super easy to bottom with the flick of a string.

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Swim Briefs

Not feeling like a string up your ass or showing it all too soon? Swim briefs are a more modest step up from a thong, but still show off everything and still gives off hookup vibes. As more men, and even the straights, are showing off their man bits, the popularity of the swim brief has really taken off in the last few years and now comes with a wide variety of colors and patterns. The swim brief is geared toward the fit man, with a low-cut waist, your cum drains and abs will be on display, had the tight cut on the crotch will highlight your package. The brief in the back, just like underwear, will perfectly shape and lift your ass.

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Swim Shorts

The most modest beach wear (other than the forbidden board shorts) is swim shorts. Swim shorts are the most generic choice that you will see at the pools and on the beach. Just because they are shorts, doesn't mean you can't make them sexy. Make sure and pick the perfect fit for your body, not too baggy. Also not too tight because you will squash your balls everything you bend down. You can also play with the hem length to show off your thighs. Who wears short shorts? You can wear short shorts!