Hey Tops…Do Better!

Hey Tops...Do Better!

Alright, gents! It's time to get real. I'm done with some of you lazy tops out there who think that just because you are hung huge you can get away with being bad in bed. NOPE, not on my clock! LOL. During my recent encounters, aka Grindr hookups, I've run into (or backed into) a number of tops that seem to need some friendly top advice from a well-versed bottom. Well, here it is.

First of all, if you are just into a pump and dump, just state that upfront. Sometimes it can be hot, but many times a bottom wants more interaction or at least some kind of connection. Let us know how long you plan to stay and what your approach is. Being treated like a rag doll, like I said, can be hot but only if we are feeling it at that moment. I can't tell you how I've planned for a regular session, the guy comes over, turns me around, doesn't say a word, and three minutes later, I'm already cleaning out.

 

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Don't be a plank! I don't care if you are mega-hung, have a nice unit, or just are super hot. We aren't here to do all the work. I can't tell you how many times tops just unzip and lay there. You have to hop on and do all the work. It's like fucking a wooden door. No, thank you. You have to match our energy, you have to move your body, you have to get into it. Hey, we had to clean out and eat lettuce for dinner, the least you can do is move around.

Even if you prefer doggy style, eye contact can heighten the experience so much. Not only is there a hot transfer of energy with eye contact, but you can see the pleasure on your partner's face and often get a heads-up when it is time to climax. Don't be afraid of a little connection face to face, even if it is a hookup. That also goes for kissing. Just because we kiss doesn't mean we want to pick out curtains. Kissing is hot, and adds another layer of connection. I swear, some of you tops out there have never moved your lips.

Tops...and I will repeat this...tops, just because you climax doesn't mean we are done. Little known fact, we can cum too. So many times lately, a top will finish and then act like we are done. Um, we still need to finish, we are still in the moment. That being said, I will return the favor if I finish first, I will make sure you are properly finished off.

A top who doesn't like rimming? What the hell are you doing in the bedroom then? Rimming is so hot and moistens up our play area and makes our cheeks perky and into it. If you need some rimming instruction, do it. Don't just poke around.

 

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Be verbal. Don't just be Frankenstein's monster and grunt here and there. That's just odd. Communicate with us, tell us what you like, how you are feeling, but grunts from the back don't just do it for us. It's a bit creepy. Also, being totally silent, even if our roommate is home, is just odd. Sing out!

Ok, those were just a few points I had to get off my chest before I got off again. Some of you don't know how to top and it shows. Be best!

What are your tips for tops? Email me! [email protected]