Grindr Fails: Brooding Bottoms, Small Talk, and Cemeteries!

Grindr Fails: Brooding Bottoms, Small Talk, and Cemeteries! 

Well, it's the end of the week. How were your hookup app experiences this week? Something is definitely in the air, everyone is feeling rather frisky. Maybe it's the anticipation of a long weekend, maybe it's the yearning for summer days, maybe it's the energy from the beginning of Pride season, but y'all are horny! We wanted to add some LOL to the week with this edition of Grindr Fails. It is nice to know we aren't the only ones getting crazy messages out there.

 

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Girls just wanna have fun? They come to our bars, they have their bachelorette parties at our brunches, and now they are taking over our hookup apps? We are their besties, we take them shopping, we watch rom-coms with them, we bring ice cream over after they break up, haven't we given them enough? Gurl!

 

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Talk about jumping his bones. Hey, we've all hooked up at a cemetery...haven't we? Nothing says romance like a Grindr date at a graveside.

 

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Ok, we aren't going to lie. When we first saw this one we actually thought they were talking about Good Friday and Jesus. Easter season, anyone? Anyway, who said that tops can't be friendly or excited? Maybe this bottom needs to go shopping for brooding guys at Hot Topic.

 

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Don't you just love those saved messages or copy and pasters? Although, that's one heck of an intro message. Grindr tip, if someone declines you just block them, that way you won't look pathetic when you message them again. #themoreyouknow

 

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Damn, man. At least spell it right.

 

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Well, we hate doing laundry so that doesn't sound so terrible. We'd love an app where Grindr meets Task Rabbit.

 

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We didn't know Eeyore was on Grindr. Woe is me.

 

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There is no shame in being a bottom! We have to clean out, we have to handle the pain, we have to do most of the work. Where's our medal?

 

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Uh, ok. Your dick should get bigger.

 

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The Grindr bakery is now open for business. Hey, we wouldn't mind if our hookups brought a baguette with them.

 

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Small talk is so sexy.

Thank you @TalesfromGrindr!