Ask Chad Love and Dating: Facials, Bad Dressers, & Single Guys

Love and Dating: Facials, Bad Dressers, & Single Guys

What’s going on everyone? I don’t know about you, but I’m getting caught up in watching too much TV. I even gave up a hookup because I had to finish Dead Boy Detectives. Are you watching that show? Gurlll, two hot ghosts who can’t bear to be away from each other? Where’s my goddamn ghost? I am waiting!!!

Anywayyyy, keep those questions coming in, Sexy Bitches, I love reading them! Just like my Sniffies profile says, nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Dear Chad,

I love giving my boyfriend blowjobs. We do it everywhere, it’s like our favorite thing. Sometimes we will push the envelope and do it out and about or in the car. I just love getting him off. Here’s the problem, he insists on cumming on my face. I really hate it. I feel degraded and it causes a mess and I just don’t like the feeling of it. He won’t cum unless it is on my face, even when he says he won’t, he ends up getting me to do it. What can I do?

Facial Freddy

Dear Facial Freddy,

Oh boy! I’ve never looked a gift horse in the dick…I mean mouth. Personally, I love facials. I like it more than swallowing, you can never guarantee the taste. But, I do know a number of guys do think it’s a bit degrading, but, to be honest, that be hot too if you do powerplay with your partner and return the facial favor. You kind of are setting up the slutty, naughty scene if you’re doing it out and about. Also, you keep doing it. First, figure out why you don’t like it and address it from there. Are you feeling degraded because you never get to return the favor? Do you not like it because it’s messy? Tell him how you feel and set some rules. If you truly don’t want it, then move your face away and remove yourself from the situation. If he can’t cum, then he needs to figure it out from his end as well. Try cumming on his face and see how he likes it. Again, I’m a fan of facials but I wasn’t always. I just put myself in the motivation and connection behind it rather than just on the act. If you guys break up, tell him I’m for dating and I have a big forehead he can land on.

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Hey Chad,

My boyfriend dresses like shit. When I first met him, it wasn’t so annoying and we’d always be doing hiking stuff or outdoorsy stuff. But he will wear cargo shorts and a hoodie to dinner, to a funeral, to the club, and it just looks sloppy and like he has no respect. Am I allowed to tell him to ramp up his wardrobe? Since we are dating now, can I ask him to have some respect?

Dapper Dan

Dear Dapper Dan,

Awww, those little things that we thought were quirky at first always end up becoming annoying after a while. Here’s the thing, that’s how they are and you can’t really ask someone to change their whole personality or habits if that’s who they are. Would you change your style for someone else? You can’t really expect that. That being said, there are such things as wardrobe appropriate. You can’t go into a club barefoot, you can’t go into a restaurant without a shirt, you can’t go into my bedroom without a jockstrap. See? There are rules. So that is definitely something you can chat with him. But if his overall style is shorts and a hoodie, that’s probably what he feels comfortable in, that’s what he feels like himself in. What you can try and do is buy him a nice outfit as a gift. See what he does with it. If you buy something for someone and they never use it, that’s just rude. Try going shopping for new outfits together. Maybe play a game in that you go out shopping and you have to pick out a whole outfit for the other person and wear it out that night. Whoever picks the best outfit gets to top. LOL.

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Dear Chad,

I’m single and loving it. I still have sex regularly but I’m going on year four with no real dating and absolutely no relationships. I feel fine with it, but am I waiting too long? Am I just a robot now? Help!

Single and Sassy

Dear Single and Sassy,

Gurllll, enjoy being single. Take your time. There is no set timeline, there is no time clock that you should be trying to adhere to. Some guys just fathom being single because they are so co-dependent or they find their value in being with someone else. Red flag. Enjoy focusing on you, what you want, and having fun (yet responsible) sex. I think you should only worry if you find yourself emotionally disconnecting with friends or family. That might mean you are totally becoming emotionally unavailable. P.S. I’m single too, maybe we should make a single sandwich. I’m game. Call me!