Hottest Hollywood Buttholes Is This Week’s Hank’s Public Privates

December 12, 2023
HANK ORSO

By now, we’re almost bored (not really!) with the amount of male celebrity butts we’re seeing on TV and in movies. Long gone are the days when women flashed their tits while the men stayed properly covered up. And while precious peeks at peens are happening more frequently, it’s still rare when men drop trou, bend over, and spread ‘em. So when they do, Mr. Man is right there ready to capture the fleeting action! So with that, Hank’s Public Privates brings Mr. Man’s Hottest Hollywood Buttholes!

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Adam Driver in Annette

While yer boy Hank here has never fallen under the spell of Driver’s quirky handsomeness, he does often display his ass for days in this quirky French flick. I am, however, a big fan of quirky Marilon Cotillard, and the quirkier band Sparks who won awards for their original song used in the film. So I’ll be sure to check out this much-lauded 2021 release featuring Driver’s taut butthole exposed on stage during his character’s stand-up routine. Questions? Just go watch the film.

Guillermo Villegas in Rabioso Sol, Rabioso Cielo

This 2009 release from Mexico is an unapologetically romantic gay love fantasy that crosses the earthly realm into the mystical. Oh, and there’s a ton of gorgeous gay sex! The beautiful bodies of Villegas and his costars Jorge Becerra, and Javier Oliván are captured with stunning cinematography. Check it out if you like your flesh served with romance.

Milo Ventimiglia in Pathology

Medical students gather to commit the “perfect crime.” Uh huh, yeah. Sure, Jan! However it goes down, it includes several shots of This Is Us star Ventimiglia’s muscular buns spread mid-coitus. But here’s your trigger warning: acupuncture needles!

Christophe Paou and Pierre Deladonchamps in Stranger by the Lake

These two have shown up previously, and they, and this title, are worth the second go-round. Another gay mystery “These gays are trying to kill me!” from 2014, this French psychological thriller uses a gay cruising beach as a main location. So naturally, yer gonna get a lot of naked male bods! This title receives Mr. Man’s 4-star Nudity Hall of Fame!

Lukas Turtur in Tomcat

How about 9 nude scenes between Turtur and costar Philipp Hochmair in this Austrian relationship drama! They both get nekkid a lot here, with sex scenes complete with raging boners and explicit action. Oh, there is a horrific cat-killing scene that kinda ruins the whole “gay men in love in an idyllic setting” vibe, but still…SO MUCH DICK!

Marshall Thomas in Enemies With Benefits

If a cast of young men having explicit sex in a comedy with forays into the supernatural are your thing, then this 2016 release is for you! The actors are uninhibited as they perform porn-levels of gay sex. It’s what we wished Porky’s actually was.

Kinya Tsuriyama in The Pillowbook

This romantic thriller from Peter Greenaway, the artistically deranged director of The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, and Prospero’s Books features an ink fetishist who turns her men into living books. Which means writing on skin. Which means a lot of nudity! Ewan Mcgregor and many of his costars go full frontal, but few show the inner sanctum like Tsuriyama.

Anthony Ruivivar in Starship Troopers

Admit it, when you saw this gloriously insane sci-fi parody of monster movies featuring Casper Van Dien and a whole bunch of alien bugs, it got you going like his Showgirls and Basic Instinct never could, ammiright?! When they break the action for a group soldier shower scene with muscular asses and full frontal, featuring Ruivivar’s slightly spread tush, we all thought, it just gets all the better.

Frank Ripploh in Taxi Zum Klo

One of the older movies on our list (1980) and therefore one of the more daring. This sexually frank German flick stars Ripploh, who also wrote and directed, playing himself, a teacher who searches for more lust than love in the clubs and back alleys of his town. AIDS wasn’t on the horizon yet, that we knew of, so the frequent sex seems fresh and natural, “old fashioned” and the way we liked it. Underground, subversive, our own.

Jason Mewes in Zack and Miri Make a Porno

We get a lot of fun, silly sex in this 2009 Kevin Smith comedy starring Seth Rogen (woof!) and Elizabeth Banks as platonic roomies who scheme to make a porn flick to pay off their debt. And then they fall in love! Aaaawwwww…! Yer boy Hank here loves the furry beef that Rogen shows, but it’s Smith standby Mewes as the star of the film within the film that gets the most attention. His full-frontal walk down a hallway ending with bending over to check out the bottom shelf of the fridge and showing off his rosebud is what all rom-coms need!

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