Grindr Fails: Power Bottoms, Gross Tops, & Catfishing for a Cause

November 22, 2023
JOSHUA ANDREW

It's time for another week of Grindr Fails. Let's look and see who is acting messy on Grindr and who is using the platform to bring some humor to the crowd of a faceless torsos. Let's take a peek at how the gays are behaving on their go-to sex app.

This was clever as hell. It really did make me smile. I wonder if this is the guy in blue's go-to response when asked about his position, and then I wonder how often it gets him laid. That little banter would definitely bump him up in my book. Nude exchange and location to follow. You can just tell the guy in yellow is a basic ass bitch. He didn't even appreciate any of this. He must also be a bottom so maybe there's some disappointment at play. Bitter Betty. What would you do? Do you find it charming and clever or a bait and switch?

Is this sweet? Is this weird? I can't get a hold of the vibe here and how I'd feel about this as the guy in yellow. I can't even imagine being the son of the person in blue. Who would want their parents scrolling through the sea of dicks, ass, jocks, kinks, and crazy-ass profiles?! Also like imagine if this was an 8o-year old trying to get their 50-something-year-old son out of the house? Chances are that this isn't the parent of some cute twink looking to set him on like some Grindr rom-com. No, this is some last-call clearance scenario. But also, there are other apps to find your sad son a man on...like Match or Tinder or something...not a sex app with the location turned on...

Sometimes gay stereotypes are true. I don't understand getting intimate and freaky in a gross-ass bachelor pad. If your mattress is on the floor, this is not going to happen. But also, don't most of us grow out of this phase? If I'm going over to a guy in his 40s house and it's a mess, I don't care if he's a top, bottom, or vers, I'm going to be looking at you with severe side-eye. Also if you can't keep your bedroom clean, am I supposed to trust that you're testing often or that you showered or douched...I find it very suspect.