Ask Chad: Daddies, Couch Surfers, and Coworker Crushes…Oh My!

November 5, 2023
CHAD

Helllurrrr!

How was everyone’s Halloween? Well, after crash dieting I finally fit into my speedo. I went as a sexy swimmer…pretty crafty huh? LOL. Let’s be honest, the holiday is really just about us looking slutty in public and it being ok. My Halloween was fab, went to the Weho Carnival. If you’ve never been, you really have to. Streets full of hot guys. I may or may have not been railed in the alleyway of Micky's. LOL.

Anywayyyy, keep those questions coming in, sexy bitches, I love reading them! Just like my Sniffies profile says, nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Dear Chad,

This feels so crazy to write but I'm becoming obsessed with my co-worker. We always tease that we are work husbands etc but I spend all my time away from him talking about him or looking at his socials. He has a bf and they are not totally happy. During Halloween, we met up in West Village and made out, but I don't know if he remembers!!! We haven't talked about it since. Now I am spiraling. What should I do? Thanks.

Hopelessly Devoted

Dear Hopelessly Devoted,

First of all, does your work have medical? Secondly, I need medical. LOL. I love coworker crushes, gives you a reason to go to work. I have to tell you from personal experience, the hunt and the flirt when dealing with coworkers is where it’s at. BUT, also from personal experience, once you bag the coworker, it gets less fun. I think you are enamored with the idea and the naughtiness of having a work fling. Making out is cute, but if he hasn’t mentioned it, it probably doesn’t mean anything. Flirt a little at work, bend over to pick up a paper clip, sit on his desk, play the minx, and have fun doing that. Trust me, you really don’t want him as a boyfriend, you just like the thrill.

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Dear Chad,

I have a friend staying on my couch who got evicted and needs a place. I don't mind, but he's cock-blocking me like crazy. He's always here and I always feel like I'm walking tricks past my boyfriend or something while he sits in the living room and waves at them while watching Housewives. How do I tell my buddy that he's killing my game?

Horny host

Dear Horny Host,

Kick the fucker out.

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Hi Chad,

I'm secretly hooking up with my mom's friend. We've known each other like 20+ years but just recently a flirty back and forth and my daddy phase collided into disaster. Now he's very into me and thinks we should tell my mom and I'm not so sure. Seems like a huge step for someone who I'm just messing around with. What do you think?

Sub for Sir

Dear Sub for Sir,

This is SOOOOO hot! I love daddies…especially when they pay my rent. It’s obvious you are just having fun and not really having the long-term feels. You don’t need to tell anyone…but me. I want all the details. What I do have to say about dating daddies is that they do tend to get clingy…probably cause they are nearing death and want that one last fling. Just tell him it’s for fun and if he gets too entangled go date a twink. Your mom doesn’t need to be involved unless you are going on candlelit dinners and he’s taking you to Europe.