Grindr Fails: Topology, Cheating, & Low Standards

Hello, my dear friends! It is once again time for another wonderful installment of Grindr Fails! This is where I search the internet for some hilarious or awkward or even sexy Grindr conversations, and share them with you! This week, there’s no shortage of awkwardness! We’ve got a weird flirtatious encounter between two guys in the same college class! Another one is a little cringe! It involves someone telling someone else that their friend thinks they're hot. It’s annoying but still funny! And is Topology the study of being a top? Let’s find out together!

This feels like a classic tale of flirting gone left. The guy in blue says he’s studying math. Then when asked the follow-up question “What kind of math” he says Topology. The guy in yellow thought he was trying to make a funny! And I did too if I’m being honest. The guy in yellow responded that he was studying bottomology! That’s something I would say! But then Mr. Smart Ass in the blue felt the need to correct him. I tried to google what topology is but I got really confused. Something about geometry and shapes and spaces. I’m exhausted already.

Usually, the whole “My friend thinks you’re hot” thing bothers me. Bitch, tell your friend to come over here and tell me to my face! I’m too old for that clownery. But this person straight up asked for the address! Then when asked about not needing to see a picture of the friend first, he said he has low standards! First of all, same. Second of all, no! Love yourself! I don’t know what’s worse, the low standards, or the fact that this guy is willing to go all the way downtown for basically no reason! I need to know what happened next!

We’ve got an awkward one, folks! This one reminds me of college, logging into Grindr and seeing who was online. Then seeing these gays walking around campus acting like they weren’t sending you hole pics in the middle of the afternoon. In this case, these two are in the same class! The guy in yellow was a little presumptuous by saying he saw the other guy checking him out. The guy in blue humbled him by letting him know he was only cheating off of his exams. At least Mr. Yellow is smart, right? That should be a compliment! Although imagine the embarrassment of accusing someone of checking you out, and they just say no.

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