TODAY’s LGBTQ News from The Gay News Guy: Santos, Trixie Mattel, Madonna, Beyonce, and Sexy M&Ms!

Santos, Trixie Mattel, Madonna, Beyonce, and Sexy M&Ms!

I’m your Gay News Guy – this is the news, casual, sassy, unfiltered, and a little tipsy. Ok here’s today’s LGBTQ news as I see it!

Our favorite lying hypocritical gay republican George Santos got into a fight with Trixie Mattel! Actually, it was a Twitter spat…how do you think it ended? K.O. by Trixie Mattel…everyone from drag queens to SNL is making fun of George for his drag pic and his denial that he was a drag queen. Looking at the pics, he wasn’t much of one. Poor Georgie…

Clearly you know all about weak acting skills @trixiemattel ⬇️⬇️⬇️ pic.twitter.com/SzoAQhOr0F

— George Santos (@Santos4Congress) January 24, 2023

A trans-related parody Tweet was picked up as fact by mainstream media when a Tweet said that Aretha Franklin’s "Natural Woman" song was harmful to the female trans community and should be removed from music libraries. The tweet only got about 200 likes but its reach spiraled when the media tried to make the trans community seem angry and over woke. Nice try mainstream media. Report on something important…puh-lease

The gays went crazy when Madonna announced her new tour…then they went crazy when they announced how much ticket prices were $2k, $3500 …so, after all the gays have been making fun of her social media, her looks, her relevance…y’all are making her sell out! Oh, you gays…fickle pickles!

Speaking of overpriced performers…the gays also went crazy upon hearing the news that Beyonce appeared in Dubai…earning a reported $24 million…why the gays upset? Because they said how dare she perform in a country that doesn’t support LGBTQ rights… it's illegal to be gay! Um, you aren’t speaking up about her performing in states with horrible LGBTQ laws. Oh, you gays…silly billys!

So y’all gone be mad At @Beyonce when she Perform on her tour in those US States that have anti LGBTQ laws in place?

Or are you gone still get your tickets?

The selective outrage is workin my #cozy nerves

— Ts Madison (@TsMadisonatl1) January 24, 2023

Has wokeness gotten too sweet? M&Ms just said screw y’all and they are taking their candy personalities and going home. After changing up their characters looks to be more inclusive, it seems a pair of shoes was the final straw when the green M&M went from high heels turned to trainers and the conservatives went crazy saying TOO MUCH WOKENESS…so M&M is retiring the spokescandies indefinitely… Maya Rudolph will be the new M&M spokesperson….

Eff you North Dakota! There’s a bill on the table that could imprison librarians for stocking “sexually explicit” materials – all in the name of protecting children, meaning that readers of all ages would be banned from accessing LGBTQ+-inclusive texts, which is the real reason behind this ban. Not cute, North Dakota…and librarians in jail? It's like some sort of warped John Waters movie. Oh, guess what else is going on in North Dakota? Another bill could fine state employees for using trans people’s pronoun choices. Super not cute. In other news, Beyonce headlining North Dakota Fair. Kidding. They don’t have $24 million dollars, I mean look at their outfits

Some bad news on the HIV front, Johnson and Johnson has officially closed trials on the only HIV vaccine that was in an advanced stage. It was ultimately ineffective at strengthening patients’ immune systems against HIV when compared with a placebo. There are other vaccine trials happening though, Moderna has four.

Will Facebook and Instagram update their nudity policy for the trans community? Complaints were filed when Instagram removed a photo of two people covering their bare chests to promote a fundraiser for top surgery. This is not an isolated incident. Meta – the Wizard of Oz behind Facebook and Instagram – has 60 days to make a response and decision.

Until next time. Stay happy, stay healthy, and stay sexy! 

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