Unwrapping Grindr’s Year End Metrics: Where to Find Tops, Bottoms, & Sides Around the World

With another year behind us, it's time to find out which country was at the top of the list for most bottoms, and the bottom of the list for most tops! The Grindr year-end metrics cover everything from favorite positions to most listened-to song, and everything in between the sheets. Here are some of the fun and sexy breakdowns we got a taste of!

Country With the Top Percentage of Tops

The results are in and the country with the highest percentage of tops is, in fact, Bolivia. The flight from NYC to Bolivia is over 8 hours, which means I'm gonna need to stretch. My favorite way to stretch is officially getting my back blown out by Bolivian tops. To quote Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid: "The next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's GO someplace like Bolivia." I'm with Butch.

"Something Is [Bottom] In the State of Denmark"

Look, I'm ultimately vers, but these days I'm an ass man. And it looks like if I want to dance in the land of the cheeks and find myself a plethora of good bottom, then I'll need to head over to Denmark! Home to some of the most beautiful men in the world, Denmark apparently also has the highest percentage of men on Grindr who are looking to get to get their asses opened up. Let me happily say, "Jeg vil kneppe din røv."

Side-to-Side from Coast-to-Coast

Over the last few years a new position has started to take hold as the "new kid in town." For those of you don't enjoy topping or bottoming, you may fall under a newish category: Side. And which country has the highest percentage of Sides? China! And now that Xi Jinping has lifted the ridiculous "Zero-Covid Policy" of lockdowns, you're free to do all the non-penetrating you can dream of! *Takes drag of cigarette* But is anyone reallllly free in China, mannn?"

Versatility Is the Spice Of Life

According to Grindr's metric's the country with the highest percentage of users that identify as "Versatile" is actually in Russia. I guess when your country is mostly a frozen tundra, you are open to all suggestions of ways to stay warm! Plus, the best part of Russia being the most "versatile" country is that I can tell Vladimir Putin to get fucked in SO many different ways! How fun!

Miscellaneous Gay Metrics

The Grindr Unwrapped metrics also covered lots of miscellaneous pop culture stuff. In their survey of 10,000 users, the top three things that caught people's attentions were the Rihanna Super Bowl announcement, Omar Apollo's "Dick Sucking Tweet", and Madonna "coming out." My favorite was Omar, so I'm gonna celebrate that:

no i b sucking dick fr https://t.co/quomgO6QUg

— Omar Apollo (@omarapollo) November 28, 2022

If you want to see who had the Best OnlyFans, who loved what songs, or which actor had the most chatter then head over to Grindr Unwrapped. They've got all of those metrics and a ton more to bury your face in! Enjoy ;-)

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