A Look At Our Favorite Sexy Gay Jewish Comedians This Hanukkah

December 20, 2022
TOMMY

It's Hanukkah! And if there's one thing I love, it's a sexy, funny, Jewish man. So we figured, we'd celebrate the festival of lights with some of our favorite sexy, gay, Jewish comedians! Yes, each of these men is lighting the menorah this week, but the truth is we burn for them. Scroll on for chosen men of the chosen people.

Andy Cohen

Andy Cohen became a literal daddy a few years back, and he is aging very well into the role of Zaddy. The king of The Housewives looks sexier than ever these days, and I would love nothing more for him to Watch What Happens Private! 😉 If he needs a first kiss on NYE, he should just know that I'm here and ready.

Billy Eichner

The infamous host of Billy On the Street can definitely get it in the sheets anytime he wants from the looks of it. The writer/director/star of the new movie Bros has apparently gotten quite shredded as his star has risen. For a dollar, can you tell us all the positions you want to take Billy in?

Dan Levy

Daniel, Daniel, Daniel. Why must you be the lamp that keeps on burning in my heart? Is the eyebrows? Is it the amazing hair? The killer smile? Is it the entrepreneurship of owning his own eyewear company that I love so much? Or perhaps it's his comedic genius? There are so many damn things to love about Dan Levy. I hope he doesn't end up being a dick. Ugh. That's gonna piss me off. Just serve dick, Daniel, don't be one.

Eliot Glazer

Eliot Glazer of Broad City fame (and Ilana Glazer's brother in real life) is one of the funniest comedians out there in my book— he's also one of the sexiest. If you've seen the iconic comedy Broad City then you already know and love him, but you might not know that he's an incredible singer, as well, and a brilliant writer. He's about to come out with a new series co-starring Colton Haynes about "The unlikely friendship between Eliot, a gay curmudgeon who never quite fit in with the community, and Colton, a famous #Instagay who can't help but exemplify it."

Simon Amstell

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if Jesse Eisenberg played Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors? Me neither, but that's what we've gotten with comedian Simon Amstell, and lemme just say... he's sexy as fuck. Plus he's a Brit, so if you watch a clip of him you'll see that the accent is just absolutely swoon-worthy.

Victor Garber

Oh you thought I was going to write an article about hot, funny Jews and not include Victor Garber?! Get outta here with that nonsense. The man does it all and is always so damn handsome. He's charming, he's funny, he's dramatic, and he was brave enough to go down with the ship (haters will claim that Titanic documentary was "just a movie"). Happy Hanukkah, Victor. And may I just say... woof 😏