Pumping Up with AJ Sloan: Get Your Butt Ready for Bottoming

Chapter 5: BUTT STUFF EDITION 

This one goes out to all my avid cock riders that love to squat down on some primo pole. Nothing beats the sound of a sweaty sack slapping up against those eager cheeks, I wish I could purchase that ringtone in the iTunes store. We all know there are several do's and don'ts that go into preparing for a feral fuck fest. Here are just a few that I live by.

Soluble fibers are our friends.  Soluble fibers keep things moving properly and assist in maintaining gut health.  In short, eat them like it's going out of style. Keep things like grains, nuts, seeds, fruits and vegetables in your regular diet if you'd like to keep dick in your regular routine.

Not enough fiber in your diet already? No problem. Psyllium husk is a fast and easy way to add fiber to it.  It is literally sold everywhere (Trader Joe's keeps my booty kissibly clean and ready for peen) and you can add it to your morning shake.

DOUCHING, obviously.  A good diet goes a long way but nothing makes a bottom more confident to take dick than a proper douching (oh, that sweet feeling when that water comes out clear). Personally, I go for the shower hose (no, I am not a waffle stomper) but bulbs are great too.  It's always good to fuck yourself before someone else does.  Literally the final test and also kinda gets me even more excited for the real thing.

Gosh, after writing this... I think I need to go get some dick.  And I hope all of you do, too! You know you want some, you bunch o' hoes.

Until next time, Happy Pride!   

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