Food for Thot — The Great BateWorld BateOff Competition: Episode 2 Recap

There are only three things our species needs in order to survive: water, food, and sex. And sometimes, for the more adventurous among us, we combine the latter two into one fun event. Enter: The Great BateWorld BateOff’s challenge for episode 2, "Bating With Food." The second installment in this six-week challenge showcases our six Bators and how they incorporate food into their bate sessions, and once again we saw each personality and style of creativity shine through. Although I started watching as a thirsty thot, I finished the episode as one hungry homo.

Episode 2 starts off with Coach showing us his big, thick, juicy…cucumber. He welcomes us to the challenges, and starts us off with just the right amount of sexy fun. Our first Bator to show off his skills is BrotherBator. BrotherBator sits on a kitchen chair next to a plate of donuts, ballcap forward this time. He’s wearing sunglasses indoors, which adds a little bit of a sense of mystery and anonymity. This time there is not narration from BB, but that doesn’t stop him from conveying a few messages to us. One such message is that his cock is just a bit too thick to fuck these donuts, and I’d want it no other way. He splits a donut with his cock, eats it, and then goes to town bating and playing with the head of his cock. His lube of choice is once again coconut oil, but today that feels extra on-point given that it’s a food challenge. His portion of the challenge finishes without “a finish” for the second week in a row. The build-up is hot, but I hope we get to see the payoff eventually.

Our second Bator to compete is ProudBator. He starts off checking in on us asking, “What’s going on, Bators? How’s it goin’? You good?” It’s going a lot better now, PB. He tells us he’s going to try a new way to bate, although for anyone who’s seen enough food porn and gay memes, you know it’s also a classic. ProudBator places his big ole sausage into a hotdog bun, adds some whipped cream, and starts stroking. Not everyone is worthy of the hotdog bun flex, but ProudBator definitely is. He doesn’t stop at just the hotdog roll, though, adding in a whipped cream covered donut next. The hole in this donut is much bigger than the donuts BrotherBator used before so he doesn’t split the donut, but he does go to town enjoying it. There’s more to bating than just a good dick, though, and PB finishes off with his ass and legs up, giving us his own whipped cream to feast our eyes upon. I’m still undecided on favorites, but ProudBator definitely is moving his way forward inch by delicious inch.

Atlas420 is in the third slot, and he does something most wouldn’t have thought to do: he uses olive oil as lube. Every stoner out there knows you have to get clever with what foods you have available, and using olive oil to bate is decidedly a pro stoner move. I remember in college when I’d smoke weed, instead of saying, “I need munchies” I would say, “I need carbs.” Because all of the best munchies were always carbs! Pasta, chips, pretzels, etc. Atlas420 knows this, too, and uses an everything bagel wrapped around his beautiful cock. The bagel proves no match, though, and it splits by the end. Like BrotherBator before him, Atlas420 holds his load from us for the second week in a row. I appreciate the long play, but I really hope I get to see some cum from him soon.

Our fourth competitor is MasturOfMyBate who is just so goddamn sexy it’s ridiculous. Unique grip still in hand, he plays it fairly light on the food incorporation. He dunks a cookie into his milk before he starts his bate sesh, but generally leaves it at that… until the end. After an intense and hot bate session, he places two more cookies onto his ripped torso, presumably to shoot onto. Well, his cumshot had something else in mind and shot over the cookies and up onto his chest/nipple. But that doesn’t stop MasturOfMyBate from incorporating the food one last time. He wipes the excess cum off his cock onto the cookie, scoops up the rest from his chest, and enjoys his post bate snack, which is fitting since he’s my mid-bate snack.

Ever the fan of a good storyline, our fifth Bator is BigStiffy. He opens his portion of the challenge sitting on his couch, watching porn, a big bowl of popcorn on his lap. He casually darts his eyes between the camera and the TV, dirty talking along to the porn he’s watching. After enough watching, though, BigStiffy decides he needs to start participating, and gets to work bating his big stiffy, all the while still enjoying large handfuls of popcorn. After a classic and determined bate sesh, BigStiffy finally shoots a wonderful load all over his torso, splattering on the scattering of popcorn that’s also found its way to his body.

Finally, we come to our sixth competitor, DragonPuppy3. DragonPuppy3 once again knows exactly who he is and how he wants to tackle his challenge. Sitting near a log out in nature, and adorned in a big fur sash, DP3 tells us how he wanted to get some donuts to enjoy today. But not just any donuts… Boston Crème donuts since he is, as he tells us, a native of the Boston suburbs. Alas, the store didn’t have any Boston Crème donuts, which just means he’ll have to add his own Boston Crème. Yum. DragonPuppy3 shows in this challenge that he’s also not afraid to get a little messy. He fucks the hell out of these pastries, and although that’s not my preferred aesthetic in porn, goddamn if he doesn’t own the hell out of it. After enough fucking around with some batestry dough, DP3 finally delivers his promise and cums all over one of the donuts. And just like last week… he enjoys the meal, as well.

The episode finishes off as always with our favorite Coach offering a few thoughts, and telling us to make sure we watch and vote on BateWorld! As a reminder: regular BateWorld members can vote once, and premium members can vote twice! Make sure you vote, and tell us who you love so far!

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