“Leave Dignity @ Door” From Sketchy Sex

At a recent surprise press conference, Sketchy Sex representatives implored the men of Weho to “Leave dignity @ door” in order to help address the growing problem of cock hungriness that is plaguing the country. When they revealed that even in the Sketchy House there were men going to bed "hongry" for cock, you could have heard a tit clamp drop.

For many in Weho, it was a shock to learn that this kind of sexual poverty could exist in such an outwardly promiscuous city. Once upon a time, cities took care of their own - but no longer. Today, more and more men are falling through the cracks because 1% of men now control over 60% of all cock. What is called for is a radical redistribution of cock.

Sketchy Sex’s message for the men of Weho was crystal clear: Forget about pride and appearances. You don’t need to shave and shower. Just come as you are. You’re good enough, so get over yourself and get on top of the Sketchy boys instead. The Sketchy boys need your loads and they need them now.

The message really hit home for the men of Weho and on Sunday night there was a massive outpouring of support as men lined up outside the Sketchy House for service - and the Sketchy cameras caught it all on video.