Jax Thirio Shows Carter DelRey How to Use a Dildo on Young Perps

Crime Doesn’t Pay but It Can Get You Laid.

Apparently, if you’re a hot blond with a killer bod who wants to jam a dildo up your butt, the best way to learn how to do that is to steal the dildo and get ravished by Security. Or maybe that’s just the fantasy as it plays out over 23-minutes for Young Perps. However it translates into real life, “Caught Stealing” may inspire a minor crime wave among the young, horny, and legally impressionable.

First off, let’s talk about the elephant in the room. The sound quality in this scene ranges from pretty darn good to bouncing off the walls or exiting through a soup can bad. The room is mostly bare, huge, and has high ceilings. So, just know you’ll want to be patient because once the action gets up close and personal, it’s so much easier and more pleasant to listen to the dirty words that Jax Thirio spews toward the latest perp he’s snared. I don’t know if he fucks all the shoplifters he nabs but he fucks the hell out of Carter DelRey.

Jax is not gentle with perps. Donald Trump would be proud. He gets Carter on his feet, spins him around to face the wall, and gives him a more than thorough groping to check for, I dunno, more merch, I guess. In those skin-tight shorts, I’m not sure how he managed to shoplift the dildo he did pinch let alone anything extra. Once he’s commanded back into his chair Carter confesses that the reason he five-fingered the dildo is that he “just didn’t want to buy it.”

Well, if that’s not a valid reason to steal a dildo, what is?

Then he further confesses something that makes the situation further understandable given the sex-negativity of the society we live within. He didn’t want anyone to know he needed a dildo. Jax isn’t buying it. “So, you thought you’d steal it from my store. On my watch. Do you even know how to use one of those things, son,” he demands.

Security is in the mood to play teacher, so Jax tells his perp to undress. You know, to make sure he didn’t steal anything else. This requires considerable inspection of Carter’s asshole and a verbal expression of opinion that it’s too small for the dildo in question. He then lubes up the same dildo with some saliva and sticks it in the beautifully muscled youth’s butt. Apparently, it’s just big enough for the dildo because it slides in just fine and it’s obvious Carter believes that, yes, it was “worth all the trouble” to have Jax shove it in and out of his hole.

“The only way you’re getting out of this today is by doing exactly what I say,” Jax explains to his captive before pulling his pants some to mid-thigh so the kid can suck his rampant erection. “Don’t just look at it,” he demands. “Suck my cock.” He emphasizes his point by vigorously fucking the dildo thief’s face until he gags and sputters.

After a good deal of quality oral sex, Carter is leaned over the Security officer's table again and Jax pulls his own pants the rest of the way off before briefly eating the hot bad boy’s cute ass. It’s all for lube, of course, and not for any kind of shared pleasure. We know this because it doesn’t last long and Jax’s cock is in Carter’s ass lickety-split. Fortunately for Carter, he loves it even when Jax lectures him about the sin of theft.

Then commences a series of underball shots that impressed me. I see a lot of fucking from underneath, but this was so clearly shot and beautifully performed that I genuinely enjoyed it. From the table, our legally imbalanced duo moves to a chair for some reverse, which Carter of course takes like a champ and loves with a passion. I don’t think Jax is doling out the discipline he thinks he is.

In time, they move from the chair to the table for some missionary, which gives us a clue that it will soon be time to admire some precious bodily fluids. Carter faps away frantically while taking it in the butt from Jax, who talks dirty about shooting his “big load.” He’s not the first to cum, though. That honor belongs to Carter, who drops genetic material onto his belly. It doesn’t slow Jax down, but being asked to cum by Carter does. He jerks himself out of the boy’s ass and splooges nearly invisibly around it.

It's not the most graphic ending I’ve ever seen, but it does give one pause when one worries about being “Caught Stealing,” especially a dildo.

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