TEEN GIVING HIMSELF A BLOWJOB

Divergent heartthrob Theo James is back in action in the new HBO Max series The Time Traveler’s Wife! Not only does he have five nude scenes in the premiere episode, a young version of his character Henry, played by young buck Brian Altemus, travels back in time to give himself a blowjob. Now that’s how you practice self-love. It’s a viral scene that made headlines and divided the show’s hardcore fanbase. Keep scrolling for all the time-traveling deets, you little Seiko!

Henry is a Chicago librarian with a genetic condition that makes him spontaneously time travel. This muddles his romantic relationship with Rose Leslie’s Claire, but the two try to make it work nonetheless. For she is The Time Traveler’s Wife. James time travels in the nude, and in the premiere episode you can see his ass five times!

But if you’re into dudes traveling in time to give themselves blowjobs, boy do we have a scene for you. Brian Altemus is a dead ringer for a young Theo James. Brain plays a 16-year-old Henry, but the actor is actually all man, at 25-years-old. In The Time Traveler’s Wife Brian gets discovered by his dad in his bedroom, blowing himself under the sheets! Some fans have voiced outrage over this shocking scene, but we think that it's simply a head of its time.