Happy Sports Ball Day! 10 Celebrity MVPs (Most Valuable Penises)

We’re celebrating the Super Bowl the only way we know how! Literally. If you don’t follow sports but still love balls, then you need to see the Top Ten Most Valuable Penises from the past year! We went through each and every penis scene that Hollywood blessed us with over the past twelve months, and are delivering you the juiciest, the yummiest, the thickest of them all. 

In 2022 Ansel Wolf Pierce made Euphoria’s season two debut one to remember when he plopped down on the throne with his uncut penis on very full display. Every toilet needs a ballcock. 

Another 2022 breakout star is Corey Saucier. He made headlines for delivering the only penis scene (and a surprising one at that) found in the Sex and the City reboot And Just Like That…

Benedict Cumberbatch’s esteemed Oscar-nominated penis in Power Of The Dog is not to be missed.

And believe it or not, we are living in the same twelve month period that brought Adam Demos’ literal foot-long penis in the smash hit Netflix series Sex/Life. One month for every inch.

Another huge nude scene from 2021 can be found in the indie Monday. Sebastian Stan is the new generation of Hollywood royalty, so everyone took note when he went brazenly full frontal during an all-night bender. 

If you want a really nice cock accompanied by really nice balls, Nicolás Gold is your man OR if you want to see Peter Vack actually masturbate on camera, we recommend PVT Chat. For the plot. Check out the ENTIRE list right here!