‘McSteamy’s Real Butthole, Leonardo DiCaprio’s Twink Penis And Balls

It’s a great week for celebrity birthdays, and who doesn’t love a birthday boy in his birthday suit! But back when Leonardo DiCaprio was the same age as the women he dates now, he went epically full frontal in the gay romance Total Eclipse! Don’t stare directly at it!

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Birthday boy Ryan Gosling hasn’t gifted us a whole hell of a lot of nudity over the years. But - and it’s a big butt - in Blue Valentine he did deliver us a sweet valentine’s gift when he joined Michelle Williams in the shower naked. We’re dyin’ for more Ryan!

AND we’re going insane for Eric Dane. That’s right. McSteamy himself from Grey’s Anatomy once showed his actual butthole while skinny dipping in the shark movie Open Water 2. More like Open Wide!

Gerard Butler. I mean it’s right there in the name. While he’s shown his butt a bunch of times, the famous Scottsman ditched his kilt to flash his impressive penis in Mrs Brown. Now when are we going to get Mrs Browneye!

Everyone’s favorite British gay icon Russell Tovey had us… Looking… at his gay sex scene. Tovey gives us plenty of opportunities to check out his sweet ass on the beloved HBO series, but his super realistic sex scene with fellow gay heartthrob Jonathan Groff is really TOPS. Happy GIRTHday to us all!

(See the new vid with all of these full scenes here)