Felix Fox Has No Luck Doing Dishes Around Slim Saint on Men.com

It’s Amazing Their Home is So Clean Given the Distractions!

There are so many exotic places to have sex in a person’s house. The kitchen is not usually at the top of that list, but variety is the spice of life and most of the spices are kept in the kitchen, so why not have sex where the spice lives? Men.com can see the erotic in almost anything, and that’s why “Dicking the Dishwasher” works on so many levels. Plus, the guys are hot, and the kitchen is well lit, clean, and modern.

A still-sleepy Felix Fox walks naked into the kitchen and dons a black apron and a pair of yellow rubber gloves. The sexy kind you wear when you want to avoid dishpan hands. Then, because there’s nothing more arousing than the sight of someone else doing dishes, his barely covered nakedness fulfills that fantasy.

Alas for Felix’s attempts to scrub one particular dish, Slim Saint has something other than dish soap and rubber gloves on his mind. He’s a sleepy one, too, still in his underwear but not so sleepy that he can’t kiss his sweetheart good morning. Repeatedly and with building intent. His dark partial nudity stands in stark contrast to Felix’s bare white flesh, only protected by the apron. It’s prime groping flesh, so Slim sets to groping his pale sweetheart, who continues trying to wash dishes. Let’s hear it for ADHD and multi-tasking!

That’s not part of Slim’s plan, though. He wants all of Felix’s attention, so he crouches down to eat his ass. That’s when the friendly intro music ends to let us know the real show is about to begin. Slim loves him some white boy asshole. Or Felix’s, at the very least. And the camera loves that Felix is so in love. It gets down where we wish we were and shows us how it’s done, Slim-style, complete with spitting and licking. This, as you might imagine, makes washing dishes far more difficult. Felix isn’t complaining, though. Mostly he’s arching his back, moving his business even closer to Slim’s face, and saying things like, “fuck, yeah!”

That’s what we in the business call a good sign.

Felix is full of opinions now, instructing Slim to get his asshole nice and wet because he wants his dick inside of him. That’s direct. It also suggests that Slim’s sly plan has worked. Next thing we know, the camera pans to Felix’s face and we miss the moment of penetration. Fortunately, Felix has an emotive face and we know when that dick drives home. Soon after, the camera returns to full body shots featuring Slim rocking his hips against Felix’s butt. Under-ball shots confirm that there really is a penis in an asshole for those who needed convincing because of the softer angles.

Something is certainly happening to the curly-haired cutie, because he can not stay focused on those dishes. In fact, while he’s praising Slim’s technique to the stars and beyond, he’s also splashing soapy water all over the counter. All pretense at housekeeping ends when Slim pulls Felix’s arms behind his back and continues to fuck him over the sink. Finally distracted from the damn dishes, Felix sinks to the floor in order to gag and sputter on the less talkative, tattooed black man’s dick.

Ready to return Slim’s not-so-slim cock to its previous hiding place in his hole, Felix turns around, and the two maneuver a way to accomplish that while still using the floor as a mattress. A very hard mattress. At this point you know shit is going to go down because Felix grabs the edge of the sink for balance, his apron comes off, and he shows his appreciation by calling Slim “Sir.” This promptly earns him one of the most uncomfortable examples of missionary that I have ever seen. I will do my best to describe it in hopes of doing it justice.

Felix balances himself between two opposing counters. He rests a foot on one, he rests his right ass cheek, hip, and part of his back against the other. Most of him hovers over empty air. This boy wants some BBC and he wants it bad. Good thing for him that Slim’s in the mood to give him some. Otherwise, he’d likely sustain an injury. He may still have for all I know, given the way he shifts his body weight to avoid agony, all while obviously experiencing a level of anal ecstasy.

Having established who’s in charge, Felix asks Slim for permission to cum, even as the man continues to fill his ass with blackness. Good thing for this bottom, his Top is digging the idea of watching him jizz, because Felix is packed full of cream that needs a release. Not content to wear his own dead soldiers, he urges Slim to share his, as well.

“I want you to cum all over my face,” he encourages, kneeling to suck Slim with a frenzy. It’s a productive frenzy because before long Slim is squirting his life force onto the mop-headed blond’s tongue and upper lip. It’s good stuff and Felix gulps it down enthusiastically, which is only one reason that “Dicking the Dishwasher” was an excellent way for these two hot fucks to begin their day.

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