Nolan Gould’s Barely-There Instagram Pubes, And Other Celeb Pubes

May 14, 2021
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In case you missed it, last month, the one, the only, Nolan "Gould-to-the-last-drop" Gould debuted his probably sorta barely-three pubes on Instagram. I'm not saying that April 25th is now a national holiday, I'm just saying that it's marked on my Google calendar, and that for religious purposes I will be refusing to show up to work on that day in the future.

It blows my mind that this picture didn't make headlines across the globe (or at least the Gay Internet), but no matter. Today we're rectum-fying this unforgivable mainstream omission by giving Nolan Gould's pubes the attention they deserve. Nolan posted a pic of himself in insanely low-riding jeans and nothing else. His expression is hard to decipher, but if you're horny enough, it says "I'm gonna tear your five new assholes, bitch."

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(If you thought the expression was hard to decipher, then wait until you read the caption.)

And then there's the bod. Holllly hell boys. Nolan is cut for the Gawds here. In February Nolan debuted his new shredded body in People Magazine. The same brick wall and beer kegs seen in that iconiqué pic are in this new one, so it's probably a behind-the-scenes snap from Nolan's People Magazine spread.

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But what didn't make it into People Magazine? The muffage. Nolan's cum gutters point us straight to whisps of hair peeping above his jeans that I can almost guarantee are not normal belly hair. Not a scientist or anything over here, but dems pubes!

Since 2021 is apparently going to be an iconic year for celebrity pubes, we rounded up some other can't miss celebrity pube moments below. You can see all ten of the celebrity bush-only scenes HERE.

Pedro Pascal in Narcos