Top Five: Ben Affleck And MASSIVE Celebrity Cocks

From Mr. Man:

We recently rounded up the 20 biggest and smallest celebrity penises in Hollywood. And in this top five video, we’re celebrating our GUYdings (guy findings, for you newbies) with a look at the five hungest hunks in Hunkywood!

The fifth biggest penis in Hollywood belongs to Ewan McGregor. This sexpot is famous for showing off his impressive cock in damn near every movie he films. But we’re especially loving the look we get at Ewan’s perfect uncut penis in Young Adam. More like Hung Adam!

The fourth biggest celeb cock can be found slapping against Liam Neeson’s thighs! We’re… Taken… with Liam’s huge amazing cock in Under Suspicion, where audiences can see it flopping around as Liam runs across the lawn completely nude! Forget Under Suspicion. We want to be Under Liam.

Our third biggest cock belongs to the gorgeous and muscular stud Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. Yahya shocked small screen audiences when he let it all hang out on Watchmen. It’s a scene that’s guaranteed to give you blue balls!

Our second place peen goes to Michael Fassbender in Shame. His legendary door knocker flops around as Michael walks towards the camera fully nude! Throw in some amazing balls and a hot au naturel bush, and you’ll bend over for Fassbender.

Finally, the biggest penis in Hollywood goes to Ben Affleck. Batman himself hangs major Batdong in Gone Girl. Watch out for a sliver of Ben Affleck’s Coke can cock as he takes a steamy shower. These cocks aren’t fat. They’re just big boners!