Who’d You Rather Finger: Jon Ossoff or Pete Buttigieg

January 7, 2021
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In the words of Lee Greenwood: I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free... to storm the United States Capitol! Yesterday was the definition of a shitshow, but not something that can be completely unexpected considering Trump's rhetoric over the past four years. However, frankly, that's not why we have convened here in this Dark Gay Web post. There are more important matters... at hand.

Georgia Senator-elect Jon Ossoff defied all odds yesterday by cinching his win in a traditionally red state. I know that ONE of you (commenter Celtic, I believe?) previously mentioned that Jon Ossoff is sex in slacks, and now you must choose which Brooks Brother from another mother you want to finger: Secretary of Transportation-elect Pete Buttigieg or Jon Ossoff!

Since, legally, I am set to be fake wed to Pete Buttigieg, my hands are sadly tied with this one. Ugh married life! But you guys are free to choose which up and cuming politician you think is more finger-worthy. Jon Ossoff unfortunately chose to lead his life as a straight man, but I don't want there to be any finger-pointing. Or do I. ☝️ Check out some of their pics below and SPILLZ in the comments!

Pete Buttigieg

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It’s happening #beardedgeedge #BeardedButtigieg pic.twitter.com/7BJiJPqtxZ
— Lis Smith (@Lis_Smith) March 18, 2020

Jon Ossoff

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V excited to go to GA in December and tell everyone to vote for this hottie. pic.twitter.com/rodNjGItjw
— MOST TONY NOMINATED ONEHIT WONDER Jeremy O. Harris (@jeremyoharris) November 8, 2020