Feeling blue? Wondering what your purpose is in life? Well we've got something that can help. It's a video that some dude created detailing the history of nipples on male Disney characters. A YouTuber named Disney Dan methodically not only researched which shirtless Disney stars were afforded nipples by their animators - but also which characters were allowed to keep their nipples in the Disney Parks.
Now you may be asking: Is there a video about Prince Eric's fat uncut Coke can cock? And sadly the answer is: No...t yet. But for now it's pretty interesting to see how Disney deals with a part of the male anatomy as divisive, as intoxicating, as alluring as the male nipple. The mipple, for you science folks.
Disney Dan surmises that Daddy King Triton is one of the biggest nipple winners in the Disney Universe. Triton has prominent nipples both in The Little Mermaid as well as in all of his Disney Parks appearances. The world wants King Triton nipples! Plus Tarzan's walk-around character is just a shredded gym bro with very prominent nipples - like his animated counterpart.
However not every Disney character is so lucky. Gaston's walk-around character isn't allowed to show off his chest, and the cast members who portray him don't have hairy chests in the first place! Gaston? Oh she pissed.
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