Zachary Quinto Posted Pic In Just His Speedos And Just, Damn

November 4, 2020
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Zachary Quinto posted a picture of himself to his Instagram Story wearing only a tight pair of Speedos that leave very little to the imagination. At forty-three-years-old his body is like that of a Greek statue, and his face is as smoldering and sexy as ever. But the real tea? That gawddamn view.

Zachary's pool overlooks the downtown Las Angeles skyline, and you really get the sense that he owns this town. I'm not familiar with Los Angeles, but do we think he lives high up in the Hollywood Hills? Like a gawddamn gay baller?

In addition to having a cologne commercial-worthy physique and supremely sexy face, Zachary is an out and proud gay man. It's like, truly, what can't he do? I'm going to spend the rest of the day comparing this picture to my current situtation and making a list of all the bad life decisions I've made.