Hottest Naked Celebrity Vampires In Herstory!

Halloween might be over, but we still have wood for these hot naked celebrity vampires! There's a lot a stake here.  Some of the hottest celebs to play some of the most iconic vampires on screen have sunk their teeth into some truly insane nude roles... and gotten helllllla gay.

On True Blood Alexander Skarsgård played one of the most famous vampires in Hollywood. In season six he revealed his singed schlong in a scene that’s straight fire. This is actually Alexander Skarsgård’s only penis shot to date!

And let’s not forget about the time he had an intimate gay scene on True Blood with Ryan Kwanten…

While we’re on the subject of True Blood, we can’t leave out Bill, AKA Stephen Moyer. Sure, he had plenty (and we do mean plenty) of nude scenes on True Blood, but did you know that he actually went frontal in the little-known 2004 movie Perfect?

Alexander isn’t the only Skarsgård to play a naked vampire. His brother Bill Skarsgård (most famous for portraying Pennywise in It) scared up something in our pants with his jiggling ass on Hemlock Grove.

2000’s gays know that the true vampire to beat… off to… is Edward from Twilight. Robert Pattinson didn’t strip down as Edward, but if you head over to the indie movie The Lighthouse, you can see his fat ass hanging out of his pants as he furiously masturbates to a crude mermaid figurine. Literally same tho?

This following one may shock loyal CW viewers. The Vampire Diaries heartthrob Ian Somerhalder once filmed an explicit sex scene. It went down on the short-lived 2007 HBO series Tell Me You Love Me. Looks like being a sexy vampire is…. hard.

The 2015 indie vampire movie Drink Me is arguably the best place to catch naked gay vampires. In fact the flick begins with Emmett Friel and Darren Munn sexing each other up in the shower. Yes, you’re seeing a hard cock! (You can see an entire Fleshbot Gay post on Drink Me here)

We’re taking some creative liberties with our last nude celeb. “Shocker” - you rn. Adult performer and Hey Qween stud Greg McKeon might not have been a vampire in 2011’s Vampire Boys, but a vampire does tell him to take off his pants and have a dick-to-dick make out with another fully naked dude. That counts, right?