Pete Buttigieg Caught In The Act!*

September 18, 2020
HIS_EXCELLENCY

*Of being ADORABLE! You guys know by now that the only man who I realistically see myself ending up with is 2020 Democratic Primary homeful Pete Buttigieg, and recently on Instagram, he threw me a boner by adorably posing for his husband on the couch!

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A post shared by Chasten Buttigieg (@chasten.buttigieg) on Sep 16, 2020 at 5:56am PDT

Chasten caught Pete is a pornographically hot thin white t-shirt while chilling with their dog. Like, is that shirt from Frederick's of Hollywood? This is male lingerie. Now if I could just see his Coke can penis protruding from the grey sweatpants that you can't convince me Pete doesn't rock comando around the house, we'd have ourselves a show.

In addition to flashing his sweet and cute smile, Pete also swerves up eyebrows for literal days here. Peter Gallagher wishes! I'll leave you guys with some other photographic evidence of just how insanely adorable my future husband is. Is inappropriately writing about someone on a porn site to the extent that that person is forced to send a cease and desist considered a "meet-cute?" I hope so!