Noah Centineo Looks HUGE While Bulking Up For He-Man

August 12, 2020
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I honestly can never remember if we think Noah Centineo is hot or not, but I didn't see an email in my inbox this morning with a file attached labeled "nolan_gould_triple_penetration.mov" so, here we are. Kinda running out of options. You'll look at shirtless Noah Centineo and you'll like it mister!

2018's breakout Netflix starlet Noah Centineo has seen his star rise massively over the past few years. He now has 19 million Instagram followers (about a million more than kween K.J. Apa) who are treated to a smattering of shirtless pics that generally speaking I could take or leave.

And when it comes to this latest shirtless picture from Noah Centineo. Oh mamaw. I can leave it.

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The twenty-four-year-old is bulking up for his leading role as He-Man in an upcoming Masters of the Universe movie. Sometimes our bodies just plain and simple have limits when it comes to adding muscle mass, and when one pushes those limits, one can find himself with results that one might say look... excruciating?

While Noah is obviously all muscle in these two pics, the muscles are that of mid-life Arnold Schwarzenegger. No tea no shade! But Noah looks like a Xenomorph is about to pop out of his stomach. Honestly, how many thousands of crunches do you have to do to get into this situation? His abs look pissed the hell off.

And don't you dare accuse me of body shaming in the comments! JK you can. Do you stan the new Noah Centineo? Spillz below! And for comparison sake, this was pre-He-Man Noah...