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The Bachelor has been on for a staggering twenty-four seasons (since 2002) yet somehow is just now casting its first black star - a fact that hits me as... egregious? His name is Matt James and he can feel up in a hot tub on national television any old damn day! Pollinate. My. Rosebud. Sir. I've. Never. Watched. This. Show.
Matt has a super gorgeous and muscly bawdy and does a damn good job of flaunting it on social with a mix of humor and understated sensuality. The world of the day is: Effortless.
The real gag is that we've already seen Matt James on Fleshbot Gay! He's best friends with the thotty Tyler Cameron - a former contestant on The Bachelorette. Matt James was actually cast on the most recent Bachelorette, but his season got the ax due to COVID-19 concerns.
In addition to being best friends since meeting in college, Matt and Tyler quarantined together during the pandemic (they're roommates in addition to everything else) and spent their downtime filming silly TikTok vids of boyz being boyz.
The immature thirsty me of yesteryear would now proceed to spin a yarn about these two being massive butt pirates and plundering each other's booty day in and day out (we're talking bareback, creampies, cum swallowing, teabagging the house down) HOWEVER that's just not me anymore because I've grown during my spiritual quarantine journey, sooooo... enjoy all the straight hotness. And for more scenes head to SeanCody.com.
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