Michele Morrone Is The Italian Joe Manganiello And Here’s A Slice Of His Penis

Literal Italian God Michele Morrone stars in what Decider calls a "Screamingly bad 50 Shades of Grey rip-off." It's a new Netflix Polish abduction erotic thriller (that old chestnut) entitled 365 Days. The movie is about an Italian man who becomes obsessed with a Polish woman and drugs and kidnaps her - giving her 365 Days to fall in love with him and stay forever, or go back to her abysmal life in Poland.

SPOILER: They fuck like hella hard. And their sex scenes (including the woman's maniacal eye-rolling as she sucks on a prosthetic penis) are so disgustingly nauseating that you may just get that summer bod after all. Who needs Fen-Phen when you have this to put you off your lunch:

Anyway today we're here to talk about the abductor de jour Michele Morrone. Frankly with his striking Joe Manganiello similarities including sexy dark scruff, a stacked sky-high bod, and amazing fat cheeks, he can abduct my ass on over to his nasty abductor yacht any ol' day! It's a love story baby just say yes, ya know?

As 365 Days is softcore porn, the twenty-nine-year-old Michele does indeed go nude a lot, but we only get a sliver of his cock. It goes down when he showers off in the world's largest privately-owned shower:

You really don't want to know any more specifics about this putrid movie so forget everything I told you about 365 Days and check out Michele Morrone's truly breaktaking bod below! Would you, um, fall in love with him within 365 days of being drugged and abducted? Or something? Let us know in the comments?

Don't see the full nasty scenes here