Ezra Miller Gender Bending Pubes And Ass In GQ Style

March 24, 2020
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Ezra Miller might just be one of the most gorgeous beings that Gawd ever birthed onto this planet of ours, and his body is only getting more and more shredded over time. The twenty-seven-year-old actor has made a name for himself as one of the industry's most gender bendy fashionistas, and he exposes his unique style and personality in this sizzlingly hot spread for British GQ. Speaking of exposing, we also get an eyeful of Ezra's pubes and even his ass! Hey Ezra, when you're done fucking gender, why don't you go ahead and fuck me.

So in my humblest of opinions Ezra is one of those rare beauties even more alluring with his mouth closed. I know. Seems impossible, but they do exist. Because when his mouth is closed he's not saying stuff like this, from his British GQ interview:

I am clandestine. People do not understand me. I don’t intend them to, right? I want a certain amount of confusion and I’m comfortable sharing that. I have plans that not a soul, even in my closest spheres, know of.

And:

Look, when I say 'Call me, Ms. Tickle' and that’s m-s dot space t-i-c-k-l-e – you’ve gotta spell puns out for written interviews – I mean that you cling to a cliff that makes you feel better. I know the abyss looks scarier than the cliff, but if there’s a binary to note, it's the choice between pain and disconnect in this life. You are here to suffer. If you try to avoid that reality, you will aggravate it immensely.

And:

Straightness and cis-ness and whiteness and racism, as in the belief in race, physical appearance as a determining factor for fucking anything, including ethnicity, ethnography – these are all like the circus, the carnival, the Hollywood instead of all the different storytelling practices,’ Miller continues, on a slowly building roll. ‘All these things are relatively recent colonial inventions.

This last quote would maybe strike a chord with me if it wasn't coming from a Hollywood actor who checks off every conventional beauty box. Ya know? Anyway, we here for the tits, we here for the a$$, we here for the pubes, so git to it! Do you think Ezra Miller is hot or is his head too far up his ass for you to get a look at his face in the first place? SPILLZ!