New Stupid Calvin Klein Ad Brings Justin Bieber, Lil Nas X, & Maluma Shirtless

While I personally despise this ad from Calvin Klein, I realize that I took a blood oath to bring the world important fuckable man titty news, and Calvin Klein does have impeccable taste when it comes to fuckable man titties. While yes, the fashion brand's new "Deal With It" campaign has the audacity to paint Kendall Jenner as an outsider ("I'm so weird, I don't know. I'm so fucking weird" the multi-millionaire supermodel divulges while moodily picking at plastic flowers in high-waisted jeans) it also gives Justin Bieber and openly gay Old Town Road singer Lil Nas X the chance to show off their amazing bawdies and man tittiez!

 

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@lilnasx is the boss. DEAL WITH IT. #MYCALVINS ⁣ by @mario_sorrenti

A post shared by CALVIN KLEIN (@calvinklein) on Feb 27, 2020 at 8:00am PST

JUSTIN BIEBER FOR CALVIN KLEIN I’M ACTUALLY SPEECHLESS pic.twitter.com/Gwa4RjhBIm

— chloe (@biebersdepths) February 27, 2020

Not to mention wildly popular Columbian singer Maluma:

Cause of death: MALUMA FOR CALVIN KLEIN pic.twitter.com/xN1o89203G

— david 🌹🌻 (@realDavidOnline) February 27, 2020

Possibly no Calvin Klein ad will be as manty-wetting as Shawn Mendes' - which came complete with a defined penis outline:

But Justin Bieber is technically hot and here his toned tatted bod and pit hair get plenty of screen time. Lil Nas X is a total cutie and looks like a sex icon-in-the-making. Also, randomly, IRL he's freaking funny:

famous person: *posts picture at a relatives funeral*

first comment: ❤️❤️

— nope (@LilNasX) February 25, 2020

Lol. Maluma does have shaved pits, but hopefully we're big enough thirstbuckets that we can look past that. Aside from Mendes Lil Nas X, Justin Bieber, and Maluma follow in the footsteps of other Calvin Klein thots like Noah Centineo:

Jacob Elordi:

 

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A post shared by Bardia Zeinali (@bardiazeinali) on Aug 12, 2019 at 5:06pm PDT

And even Ross Lynch:

 

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A post shared by Ross Lynch (@ross_lynch) on Aug 10, 2019 at 12:56pm PDT

Basically Calvin Klein is to the fashion world what the CW is to the television world - in that it portrays the hottest stars out there as shirtless nymphomaniacs. Or maybe I'm just weird. Just so fucking weird.