There’s An Awesome Dad Dick In ‘They’re Inside’

January 14, 2020
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With the proliferation of streaming options, there's no feasible way to stay aBREAST of all the new content coming out of Hollyweird, and speaking of BREASTS... I've got a penis for ya. They're Inside is a 2019 cabin-in-the-woods horror movie that didn't quite take off with critics. It has a 0% Fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but no matter. We're here to deliver the true T, which is that Jake Ferree is a literal daddy and literally shows his noice penis and balls in the year's most underrated nude scene!

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“Casper the friendly ghost 👻” all joking aside I’ve been working hard on my body. Sorry to all those who hate shirtless selfies but I’m proud of my progress and wanted to share with those that have been there cheering me on and supporting me since day one! Thank you so much. I love you dearly. #thankyou #progress #fitness #fitlife #losangeles #hollywood #actor #workinprogress #support #love #chest #arms #abs #fit #health #workout #gymlife
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In the one minute long nude shot, the bloodied Ferree sexily saunters onto the screen completely nude while three kinky bound temptresses watch. Dirty! And oh are they in for a treat. First we see Ferree's plump ass, before he turns around to show what Workaholics would refer to as primo dad dick. If you've seen your dad naked, you've seen this penis!

While They're Inside marks Jake's first nude scene ever, it's far from his first acting gig. He appeared in True Detective and the 2019 series The Baxters, and he has two upcoming projects on IMDB. The man is making moves in the biz and we wish him all the breast! I mean penis.