Clive Owen’s Big Penis, Pattison Pulling The Patch, And More Weekly Celebrity Highlights

From Mr. Man:

Today let’s shine a light on something illuminating in The Lighthouse. The artsy drama is now on Blu-ray, which means you can own Robert Pattinson flashing ass while furiously masturbating to a mermaid figurine and maybe the time he killed a man. That awkward moment WHEN lolz.

You can catch the three-part Dracula miniseries on Netflix, where Claes Bang is more Crackula than Dracula during his four and a half minute nude scene! When Claes Bang, he bangs. When he moves.. he.. Dracula. IDK.

Cop drama Crown Vic is now on Blu-ray, and um, who wants to COP a feel of Devon Werkheiser? He gets stopped and frisky, showing his nice ass and pubes with just his hands covering his weapon!

Clive Owen is back in theaters this weekend in The Informer. He might famously never be 007, but you can see his 007 inches in 1991’s Close My Eyes!

And on Netflix’s Messiah, Sayyid El Alami will make a Messiah in your pants when he sashays across the desert nude! Hey, is that a gun in your pocket or. OH, it’s a gun.

Quickie time! The Golden Globes went down over the weekend and some of Mr. Man’s favs like Joaquin Phoenix, Brad Pitt, and Taron Egerton took away some of those big balls!

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