Fifty-three-year-old CNN journalist Don Lemon was spotted by the paps at Miami Beach getting all sorts of hornty with his fiancé Tim Malone, and the saucy shirtless pics are not fake news! What *might* be fake news is the fact that according to the Internet Tim is thirty-five-years-old, but maybe that's just in gay years. Tim proposed to Don back in April in a nauseatingly twee way that's illegal in most Southern states and New Hampshire:
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But overall they seem super cute together and obviously can't get enough of each other. Between Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon, CNN needs to do a shirtless Homos of CNN charity calendar STAT!
Pen.iS: While perusing Don's Instagram I stopped to admire this fine picture of him interviewing a lovely young fat-azzed gentleman:
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I talk to @pete.buttigieg the day after his #debate. 10pE on @cnn @cnntonight #cnn
And look at just some of the comments people left:
Goddamn Don has to deal with some bullshit! And why do straight men obsess over gay sex, butt plugs, and dildos? Larger questions for another day.