See Daniel Radcliffe’s Flopping Penis

Daniel Radcliffe's 2007 stint as the fully nude lead in the play Equus is the stuff of Gay Internet legend. Any self-respecting 2000s gay can recall feverishly fapping to blurry bootleg JPGS of Radcliffe's distant cock after hours in the family's designated computer room. But it ain't 2007 no more boo. It's 2019, which means it's time for your previous tech-deprived self to step into the masturbatory time machine and see this blurry bootleg VIDEO of Radcliffe's distant cock! Ring ring. Who's there? The future.

This video is obviously nothing new for many people, but for some reason I put Radcliffe's Equus cock on snooze in 2008 without realizing that actual videos of his naked performance are available for our spewing pleasure. Hopefully at least one of you is in the same boat. Gentlemen, Harry's Twatter...