The Shirtless Gay Porn Carwash On Latest Riverdale Is Basically Anti-Christian

Here I am minding my own dern God-fearing business when a bunch of twenty to thirty-something high schoolers start splashing their white foam over each other's smooth tits and abs in slow-motion on my television? What is this, France?

I know I'm the boy who screams "Riverdale is gay pornography, why is no one talking about this?" but this latest carwash scene from the fourth season really is the series' porniest yet. I thought the Pervy CW Execs had run through all the tropes in the sexy teen playbook, but that's because I forgot about the almighty carwash scene!

K.J. Apa's incredible body takes center stage here, with the delish Charles Melton delivering a very sexual titty shake in addition to completely dousing Apa with with a bucket full of his white foam. Eli Goree is back again to flaunt his wildly ripped arms and pecs, but sadly there's no soap in sight. That will be in the next episode. Check out the shirtless Riverdale carwash scene below then get thee to a nunnery heathen!

Pen.iS: Is anyone else slightly bothered that the supposedly only gay character, Kevin Keller, is the only non-shirtless guy at the car wash? The gay guy is portrayed as asexual so as not to make viewers uncomfortable but the straight guys are doing gay porn. Hm okay.

Photo Credit: Mr. Man