NOT. A. DRILL. Nick Jonas Just Debuted Breathtaking Dad Bod On A Yacht

.@nickjonas was spotted on a yacht enjoying himself on vacation. 😍 pic.twitter.com/rSaPVUI9NJ

— Music News Facts (@musicnews_facts) July 20, 2019

Nick Jonas has been on a titty strike pretty much ever since embarking on his very real and not fake relationship with Priyanka Chopra, but the embargo was officially lifted this weekend when Nick was photographed sans shirt and avec tiny drenched white shorts on a yacht! This is what we practiced for people. This is our Mr. Holland's Orifice.

The twenty-six-year-old Jonas was helping is not fake wifey celebrate her thirty-seventh birthday this weekend in Miami, and part of that celebration involved debuting his breathtaking dad body ody ody while, as one Twitter commenter pointed out, "watering his front ocean."

Correction, Nick Jonas has RICH Dad Bod. Here he is watering his front ocean. pic.twitter.com/McKxJG4d3n

— Tim Barnes (@TimBarnes451) July 22, 2019

While Jonas' iconic muscles are still visible, he's now sporting some dad bod-esque features that I am LYVING for. But there's one thing in particular. I'd like to direct your attention to the middle of the photo, slightly to the left. You see it right? Nick's ass is so juicy and fat that it can't be contained by his shorts. It's making a run for it! It's trying to escape Priyanka! Run to me juicy fat ass! Run! Ugh I'm back to having the twat hots for Nick Jonas. So, do you prefer old Nick or new Nick? Spillz!

More than a handful. @nickjonas channels Mark Wahlberg in the latest issue of @FlauntMagazine. #mycalvins #tbt pic.twitter.com/g8suojpSyB

— CALVIN KLEIN (@CalvinKlein) October 2, 2014