Real Straight Dude Shawn Mendes’ Happy Trail Is Making A Comeback In HAWT New Pic

June 28, 2019
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A post shared by CALVIN KLEIN (@calvinklein) on Jun 26, 2019 at 5:08pm PDT

Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years. Is a sentiment most famously expressed by LL Cool J, but one that also is probably on the mind of Shawn Mendes' happy trail. That's right. It's alive!

The snarky songstress has absolutely no consistency when it comes to his body hair. Sometimes it's completely eviscerated except for some pit tufts, while at other times you can tell that, if left how Gay Gawd intended, Shawn might be a gym otter. Could you just imagine his chest with a thick coating of hair? I'd explode and die encrusted in my own nutter butter and my ghost would be forever grateful that I went the way I was supposed to! Stan?

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A post shared by V Magazine (@vmagazine) on Jun 21, 2019 at 9:05am PDT

V Magazine captured Shawn macking all over that Havana girl in celebration of their shitty music video together. Shawn escaped her for a couple of pics, and in one of them, we get to see his delish happy trail desperately trying to claw its way back into existence. RAZORS OFF PEOPLE.

Peen.iS: Shawn Mendes is in Chicago tonight for a concert, so after all of this classic will they/won't they, I think I'm finally going to propose! AHHH.