MORE SHAWN MENDES: He Just Showed His Hairy Pits In Music Video Everyone’s Talking About

I DON'T tweet, but I DO go on Twitter when I want to light a match to time. And this morning I saw that our favorite broke straight guy Shawn Mendes was trending because he gets slutty in a new music video with Camila Cabello! The song is called Señorita, and here's the real tea - I haven't listened to it. And I won't. Because this kind of music turns my nether regions into the Sahara. But Mendes' arms, pits, and tits give all of us life, so here we are!

Earlier this morning we checked out Mendes breathing suggestively as his twat acclimated to a bath filled with ice water, and that mixed with this super sexy video is enough to call this Friday a win IMHO. There's a lot of NSFEyeballs straight kissing at first, but things get good at the 1:50 minute mark when Mendes strips off his shirt to reveal his truly amazing body. There's even a very pit hair-forward shot that you just know Mendes was contractually obligated to. What else is there to say? This ain't Pitchfork bitches! It'sssss Bitchfork. Now get ready forrrrr Pitsfork?

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