Who’d You Rather Finger: Brad Pitt Or George Clooney

May 21, 2019
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Brad Pitt In Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Brad Pitt and George Clooney are two of the most iconiqué leading men in Hollywood history (alongside Cameron Dallas and Nolan Gould obviously, don't get it twisted) and they are each currently snatching the spotlight with new projects. A new trailer for Quinten Tarantino's Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is out, and it features the fifty-five-year-old Brad Pitt stripping off his shirt to reveal his freakishly ageless bod! The fifty-eight-year-old George Clooney doesn't go nude in his new project Catch-22, but with Christopher Abbott going ass out throughout almost the entire Hulu miniseries, he doesn't, um, really need to?

George Clooney in Catch-22

With today's very exclusive Who'd You Rather Finger, we're seeing which of these two A+++ listers you'd rather enlist to wear like a glove. They both have classic leading man good looks, and are both aging like fine ass wine. So send in your DNA sample to 23andMe and decide once and for all which actor is your biological daddy... that... you'd like to finger(?) - Brad Pitt or George Clooney! I'm getting sloppy today ya'll!