Hot Hairy Zaddy Billy Eichner Gets Gay In New Romantic Comedy

In addition to requesting scratch and sniff back alley butt sex, when I polled you guys on what kind of posts you wanted to see in 2019, at least one commenter mentioned gay not-explicitly-thirst-bucket news, so, queer we are! And if no one comments on this I will literally never write a non-Nolan Gould grey sweatpants visible penis line post again.

Excited, terrified, completely in shock and PROUD as hell to announce this movie. We’re making a big, new romantic comedy for Universal!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! https://t.co/JO8qk5jKvL

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 5, 2019

Well I hate when people say “my heart is full” but my heart is fucking full. Don’t worry, it won’t last. https://t.co/mlPtSacvg0

— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 5, 2019

NE WAYZ The sexy gay comedian Billy Eichner has become zaddy af over the past few years, and now - following the success of his series Billy on the Street and Difficult People, as well as his appearance on American Horror Story - he's starring the first major studio gay romantic comedy to feature an openly gay actor ever! Billy is teaming up with Universal, the director of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Judd Apatow to bring us the as-of-yet untitled movie about two commitment-phobic gay men in love. Some title ideas: How To Lose A Guy In Ten Gays. Two Twinks Notice. Twatting Hill. Silver Linings SlAyBoOk!

Honestly, I'm attracted to Billy Eichner the same way that I'm attracted to Andy Cohen, in that I suspect they're both brutally relentless daddy tops with big dicks. Oops, I made it thirsty. Have you guys been jonesing for a big budget gay romantic comedy starring a gay actor? Does Billy make your willy feel silly? Please let us know. Oh. 13 Going On 30 Inches.